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Dave

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I’m bad at remembering names. But also faces. And previous conversations. And encounters. People in general. But I’m great at trivia!

1/18/2015, 2:59:10 PM

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Dave

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That guy the president has who whispers who someone is right before he meets them…How much to hire that guy for parties?

1/18/2015, 9:55:29 PM

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