Welcome to my tilde.club homepage where everything is
deliciously old school and eternally under construction.
Some facts about me:
- I do infosec.
- I don't do CSS stylesheets.
- I read tons of sci-fi.
- No, I don't like Star Trek, Star Wars, or Dr Who. See above.
- I hate pointless "infographies".
- I don't have a Facebook account.
- Exploratory analysis is not data science. Correlation is not causation.
- There are two legitimate ways to have coffee: espresso, and double espresso.
- King Kong died for our sins.
- I wear out my welcome with random precision.