~alf

Welcome to my tilde.club homepage where everything is deliciously old school and eternally under construction.

Some facts about me:

• I do infosec.
• I don't do CSS stylesheets.
• This is my pubkey.
• I read tons of sci-fi.
• No, I don't like Star Trek, Star Wars, or Dr Who. See above.
• I hate pointless "infographies".
• I don't have a Facebook account.
• Exploratory analysis is not data science. Correlation is not causation.
• There are two legitimate ways to have coffee: espresso, and double espresso.
• King Kong died for our sins.
• I wear out my welcome with random precision.

@areino