Hi I'm Andrew. Welcome to my little doghouse on the Weird Wide Web! woof woof
Come back soon for news and views, and YES there WILL be my patented OPINIONS.
If you can't handle this website, then come back when you're ready to run with the big dogs. Don't like it? There's the doggy door. Can't handle it? Don't let the doggy door hit you on your hind legs on the way out. Is this website too REAL for you? Well too bad. I'm as real as a bad itch on a hot day.
Are you scared of my views, or just threatened by my opinions? Tell it to the judge. Bark it from the rooftops, but you aren't going to stop ME being ME.
They don't call it the Woof Wide Web for nothing.