{"username":"supermaurio","homepage":"http://tilde.club/~supermaurio","planhref":"http://tilde.club/~gschueler/plans/supermaurio.json","text":"  _________________________________________________\n /                                                 \\\n| The General disliked trying to explain the highly |\n|  technical inner                                  |\n| workings of the U.S. Air Force.                   |\n| \"$7,662 for a ten cup coffee maker, General?\" the |\n|  Senator asked.                                   |\n| In his head he ran through his standard explanati |\n| ons.  \"It's not so,\"                              |\n| he thought.  \"It's a deterrent.\"  Soon he came up |\n|  with, \"It's computerized,                        |\n| Senator.  Tiny computer chips make coffee that's  |\n| smooth and full-bodied.  Try                      |\n| a cup.\"                                           |\n| The Senator did.  \"Pfffttt!  Tastes like jet fuel |\n| !\"                                                |\n| \"It's not so,\" the General thought.  \"It's a dete |\n| rrent.\"                                           |\n| Then he remembered something.  \"We bought a lot o |\n| f untested computer                               |\n| chips,\" the General answered.  \"They got into eve |\n| rything.  Just a little                           |\n| mix-up.  Nothing serious.\"                        |\n| Then he remembered something else.  It was at the |\n|  site of the                                      |\n| mysterious B-1 crash.  A strange smell in the fue |\n| l lines.  It smelled like                         |\n| coffee.  Smooth and full bodied...                |\n| -- Another Episode of General's Hospital          |\n \\                                                 /\n  =================================================\n                                                       \\\n                                                        \\\n                                                         \\\n                                                          \\\n                                                                             .       .\n                                                                            / `.   .' \\\n                                                                    .---.  <    > <    >  .---.\n                                                                    |    \\  \\ - ~ ~ - /  /    |\n                                                        _____        ~-..-~             ~-..-~\n                                                       |     |   \\~~~\\.'                    `./~~~/\n                                                      ---------   \\__/                        \\__/\n                                                     .'  O    \\     /               /       \\  \"\n                                                    (_____,    `._.'               |         }  \\/~~~/\n                                                     `----.          /       }     |        /    \\__/\n                                                           `-.      |       /      |       /      `. ,~~|\n                                                               ~-.__|      /_ - ~ ^|      /- _      `..-'   f:  f:\n                                                                    |     /        |     /     ~-.     `-. _|| _||_\n                                                                    |_____|        |_____|         ~ - . _ _ _ _ __>\n","mtime":"2026-09-18 20:41:04.766526447 +0000"}