Movies Teach us



Movies teach us:
During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club 
at least once.

Movies teach us:
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one 
will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other 
part of the building you want without difficulty.

Movies teach us:
Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you 
should open the fridge door and use that light instead.

Movies teach us:
When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never 
suffer a concussion or brain damage.

Movies teach us:
Most dogs are immortal.

Movies teach us:
Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object 
out of our visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this 
technology.

Movies teach us:
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit 
level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

Movies teach us:
Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.

Movies teach us:
During every fight there should be a head-butting. The one executing it 
will not get hurt.

Movies teach us:
It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the 
control tower to talk you down.

Movies teach us:
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

Movies teach us:
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will 
wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

Movies teach us:
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it 
before long.

Movies teach us:
The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 
hours to finish the job.

Movies teach us:
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts 
so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

Movies teach us:
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

Movies teach us:
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving 
martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by 
dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their 
predecessors.

Movies teach us:
When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

Movies teach us:
Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds -unless 
it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

Movies teach us:
Aliens always look basically like humans (have limbs, eyes, ears) but 
unlike them, they are always covered with mucus.