Movies Teach us


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Movies teach us:
During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club 
at least once.
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Movies teach us:
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one 
will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other 
part of the building you want without difficulty.
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Movies teach us:
Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you 
should open the fridge door and use that light instead.
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Movies teach us:
When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never 
suffer a concussion or brain damage.
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Movies teach us:
Most dogs are immortal.
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Movies teach us:
Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object 
out of our visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this 
technology.
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Movies teach us:
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit 
level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
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Movies teach us:
Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
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Movies teach us:
During every fight there should be a head-butting. The one executing it 
will not get hurt.
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Movies teach us:
It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the 
control tower to talk you down.
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Movies teach us:
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
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Movies teach us:
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will 
wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
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Movies teach us:
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it 
before long.
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Movies teach us:
The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 
hours to finish the job.
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Movies teach us:
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts 
so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
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Movies teach us:
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
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Movies teach us:
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving 
martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by 
dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their 
predecessors.
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Movies teach us:
When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
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Movies teach us:
Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds -unless 
it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
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Movies teach us:
Aliens always look basically like humans (have limbs, eyes, ears) but 
unlike them, they are always covered with mucus.
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