Parkinson's First Law: 
Work expands or contracts in order to fill the time available.

Parkinson's Second Law: 
Expenditures rise to meet income.

Parkinson's Third Law: 
Expansion means complexity; and complexity decay.

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Parkinson's Fourth Law: 
The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the
amount of work to be done.

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Parkinson's Fifth Law: 
If there is a way to delay an important decision the good bureaucracy, public
or private, will find it.

Parkinson's Law of Delay: 
Delay is the deadliest form of denial.

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Parkinson's Law of Triviality: 
The time spent in a meeting on an item is inversely proportional to its value
(up to a limit).

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Parkinson's Law of 1,000: 
An enterprise employing more than 1,000 people becomes a self-perpetuating
empire, creating so much internal work that it no longer needs any contact with
the outside world.

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Parkinson's Coefficient of Inefficiency: 
The size of a committee or other decision-making body grows at which it becomes
completely inefficient.

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