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Glossary

A-Log

Someone who is too angry at a lolcow, especially if the former is not significantly better than the latter.

Asset Flip

A series of assets hastily cobbled together with no regard for quality. Originally used to describe Digital Homicide's software.

Avatard/Avaturd

A terrible avatar.

"Block dont report" or "Don't report just block"

Alternate ways of stating "I'm breaking the rules."

Cheese Pizza

Web jargon for child pornography. "Lady Lunanova probably has enough cheese pizza to make Subway Jared jealous."

Cuck[old]

Derogatory term for someone whose lover is cheating on them. Also misused by idiots to describe people they dislike.

Dangerhair

Brightly colored hair that an obnoxious person possesses.

Defamation

Lying about someone to make them look worse than they actually are. A common habit among lolcows.

Duckroll

To prank someone by referring them to an image of a duck with wheels. The still image equivalent of the Rickroll.

Edgy

Totally radical. Also misused by impatient people to describe things that offend or annoy them.

Ephebophile

An adult who is attracted to minors in their teens. Unfortunately common in Twitter's "trans community."

Feminazi

Someone who wants women to be superior to men. Almost extinct; the few remaining ones inhabit lolcow.farm and crystal.cafe.

FOE/Field-On Enemy

An ultra-powerful enemy who lurks in a specific area.

Goatse

To stretch one's butthole widely.

Grinding

Repeatedly fighting a game's enemies to strengthen its characters. This website's name is a reference to this.

Homebrew

Unlicensed software for a game console or a package manager for macOS.

"I don't make the rules"

Alternate wording of "I'm lying."

KF/Kiwi Farms

A website for whistleblowers to document and mock lolcows. Often subject to defamation from its targets, likely because the owner is a blatant hypocrite.

Linux

A kernel that is often combined with GNU or Busybox. Other people often call the resulting operating system "GNU/Linux" or just "Linux"; I call it "*Linux" because it's easier.

Lolcow

Something that can be repeatedly milked for laughter at its expense. Also the nickname of lolcow.farm, a series of imageboards for misandrists to be a**holes to each other.

Mod

A modification for a game or console. Also slang for moderator.

no1curr

Alternate spelling of "I am a rude idiot." Often used by lolcow.farm's mods because they are horrible at handling criticism.

Otaku

Derogatory Japanese word for a person who has an unhealthy obsession. Roughly translates to dork or neckbeard in English.

Sh**post(s)

The web's equivalent of litter.

Toxic

Massively unhealthy.

Transwashing/Transing

Pretending a canonically cisgender character is transgendered, like those "Trans Sonic" retards on Twitter and GameBanana.

See also