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The Lolcow Pen

Types of Cows

The Cows Themselves

Charles White / penguinz0 / Cr1tikal / MoistCr1tikal / HugeCharles

Josh Cannon / Dancing with Ghosts / DWGYouTube

Dig Deeper / Diggy

Froge

Joshua Connor Moon / Null

Mark McConville / LS Mark / Midnight Mark / Splash Dash

Mark standing in front of the Great Wall of Unopened Toys

Lady Decade

Luke Smith

MarioMario456

Thomas Hanson / Turkey Tom / TomDark / NotATurkey / anonbirdd / tombutdark

Tom's sensationalistic face

Trad Cath from LA / Chink Destroyers from LA / Guardian against Miscegenation / fag0t v2 / Ashley Hutsell JanKuntowski

Eris Ray / UltimateDSfan / UltimateDSEris / ultimate_eris / UltimateHellscape / 8BitComms

A greyscale photo of a kidult giving a middle finger

Bonus Cows

  1. Schizocow CandyEvie/Luvie: called a PKMN battle a "bad choice", even though that's the focus of the main series
  2. Schizocow chaomix: the jokes usually write themselves
  3. Artcow Doobus Goobus: SIMP
  4. Horrorcow Lady Lunanova: projects its TGTF fetish onto underage characters, even if the franchise already has capable female characters
  5. Horrorcow LioConvoy: throws tantrums over alleged degeneracy, despite defending the criminals LS Mark and Lily Orchard; poor hygiene
  6. Schizocow Sr Pelo: refuses to improve its art, defends and supports criminals, A-logs other YouTubers, blocks people who criticize its double standards
  7. Artcow SuperSpoe: refused to claim responsibility for enabling minor-attracted predators, poor watching comprehension

Why you should not dogpile cows

More views could encourage them to stagnate

Some cows' works are monetized, so many views could be translated to piles of money that they will most likely waste.

Professionals and trolls will wrangle them

Many workplaces and post-secondary schools blacklist candidates for poor behavior. If a cow violates a law, authorities can neutralize it.

Most cows will never learn their lessons, regardless of what they experience

Closed-mindedness is a common flaw among cows. Before you attempt to persuade one, ask the following questions: