These are ideas I have for a lolcow quote randomizer.
Trash from Twitter
"Ah yes, so glad this 40 year old cis white guy is informing us on how to feel about his shitty takes that totally aren't transphobic" -Eris "UltimateDSfan" Ray, who is also white
"Fuck you :)"
"In every gay relationship there's the one that takes 6 minutes to get ready and the one that takes 600 minutes to get ready...I am currently waiting for Eris to finish getting ready" -UltimateDSfan's ex-girlfriend in a deleted tweet
"I literally can't have kids at all because I don't have the gonads I was born with anymore. If you think that's my fault in ANY way, that my sterility was within my power to stop or delay, fuck you." -Kevin/Kathryn Gibes, one of UltimateDSfan's predecessors
"mario and peach are [trans for trans] sorry i don't make the rules" -A Twittard who forgot Yoshi's Island DS exists
"i have always wanted to ratio autism speaks" -A Twittard who couldn't devise a good comeback
"Sonic is trans now, this is canon" -RosieRoberta, a zoophilic Twittard
"Haha, flags go brrrr" -PearlTrans, fighting bigotry with bigotry. Quite fitting for the trans Elliot Rodger
Fallacies from Forums
"cool story nobody fucking cares" -Joshua "Null" Moon replying to flamebait it added a mod note to and other posters fell for
"Nobody is impressed."
"Your politics are shit and no one cares. Agree to disagree."
"named after anime because anime makes you gay"
"the gayest fucking thing in the world"
"you are literally the most annoying person on this site"
"DILATE DILATE DILATE TRANNY" -an A-Log on Kiwi Farms
"YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A WOMAN"
"That's probably your first mistake."
"Official Kiwifarms Man-Hate Thread" -from a site run by a man(child)
"Official Kiwifarms Woman-Hate Thread"
"waa waa waa no1curr" -a lolcow.farm moderator falling for the Streisand Effect
"shit thread, wrong board" -typical response to fresh information being submitted to lolcow.farm
"obvious selfposting"
"IGNORE MALEPOSTERS"
"Emulation is illegal. Talking about emulation is prohibited." -Clayton/Kimonio, a hillbilly I saw on a gaming forum over a decade ago
"Oh, hai, I walked into your forum. How do you like me now?"
"asking too many questions"
"Mr. Cool Ice is a trans man so [Glowie] validated her gender identity by saying she will never be a woman."
"shut up retard quit crying and trying to police threads" -fag0t, the most prominent A-log on Onion Farms
Immaturity from YouTubers
"Give me money." -LS Mark, the Irish Justin Bieber
"I PAID ANNOYING ORANGE $35 TO SAY THIS"
"I literally play Pokemon professionally" -SmallAnt, a cow that apparently classifies missing social cues as professional
"CommanderVideo is bisexual and is canonically dating Radbot"
"I don't treat anyone like a slave. I'm an amazing editor. I have social awareness. I pay people properly. Every fucker here LIED about me!" -Rebeccah Starlight, an enabler of predators
"Using Discord is not a social life." -Luke Smith, a cow with no friends
"Just Ban My Account Already..." -Mutahar "SomeOrdinaryGamers" Anas, another enabler of predators
"This is the greatest attention seeking of all time" -penguinz0, which can never decide when to be serious or not
Miscellaneous
"^ that account blocked me for shipping skwisgaar and toki wtf"
"Judging a person doesn't define who they are, it defines who you are."
"The mineral fortification was hard to disguise, and because of the veggie and legume content, three bites of the Dilberito made you fart so hard your intestines formed a tail." -Scott Adams
"I have never insulted anyone you stupid bitch."
"Shit answer." -a hypocritical a**hole on Miitomo's Answer Central for Europe/Australia
"Shut your fucking mouth about Donald Trump he's a gay fucking cunt" -a cow that didn't know how to properly criticize
"i don't give a fuck. untag me" -a clopper
"Be a Swiftie. It's good for your mental health."
"Vimm can bite my furry two-tailed ass. Bitch." -Kitsune Sniper
"Nostalgia Ninja had sex with a baby"
"You don't have to [blah blah blah], newfag. Also, literally who? Just create the article yourself." -MarioMario456, an admin of a wiki that documents drama on the web
"Sonic is a girl - Yep." -MainMemory blatantly lying
"There is nothing here. Go away." -presumably MainMemory being stupid
