~pmortensen

My name is Patrick and I am a writer in Chicago.

Here are some things!

• A popular tweet (and resulting ambivalence)
  
  
• Iris: A Hippo Story
  
  
• Quiet Epiphany Comics
  
  
• The Earth Goes to Its High School Reunion (backstory)
  
  
• The Do Monkeys
  
  
• Pentimento
  
  
• The Closet Origamist
  
  
• The Brooklyn Lady Bloggers
  
  
• Presidential Quotes Reconsidered
  
  
• Early Draft of Text Automatically Attached to the End of Outgoing Emails from Horizon Securities Ltd.
  
  
• Answers to Last Tuesday's Pop Quiz in Early Romantics
  
  
• These illustrations for a very out of print book called 30 Things Everyone Should Know How to Do Before Turning 30

Aaaaaand some reviews of old comedy books on Splitsider:

• It's Too Late, the Cones are Built: Inside the Strange, Writer-centric 1977 SNL Book
  
  
• Inside the Almost 100% Successful 1985 Late Night with David Letterman Book
  
  
• The Invention of Nostalgia: Inside the National Lampoon's '1964 Kaleidoscope'
  
  
• The Three Michael O'Donoghue Books You Should Read Before You Die

Also on Twitter, I am MrBikferd and on YouTube my name is lonelygirl15, jk, ok please have a great day, I MEAN IT!

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