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Lulz' Most Common Sources
These are the typical signs of someone worth being laughed at.
- whining about people disrespecting it, even though it has attacked others. Extra lulz points if this happened more than once.
- improper capitalization, spelling, grammar, or punctuation. Extra lulz points for combinations.
- begging for donations when the cow already has a truckload of money. Extra lulz points if the cow is prone to frivolous purchases.
- not doing research. Search engines are a few of your most valuable tools, so use them.
- blatant dishonesty or hypocrisy.
- an ugly avatar. Extra lulz points if it replaced a competent one.
- blatant discussion of kinks. Having a specific turn-on is okay as long as you are not hurting anyone, but the web doesn't need to know about yours.
- not knowing how to administrate or troubleshoot a computer.
- nonsensical headcanons, such as transwashing/transing, Flanderization, etc. Extra lulz points if the cow emphasizes them.
- a series' "fan" ignoring said series' messages (e.g. Don't lie, respect others, spend money wisely, manage your time carefully, etc.).
- If someone unironically says "No one cares", "Nobody cares", or the dreaded "no1curr"; it will be mocked, and it will deserve to be mocked.
- acting like a child when the site is targeted towards adults. Extra lulz points if the cow is a moderator.