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Lulz' Most Common Sources

These are the typical signs of someone worth being laughed at.

  1. whining about people disrespecting it, even though it has attacked others. Extra lulz points if this happened more than once.
  2. improper capitalization, spelling, grammar, or punctuation. Extra lulz points for combinations.
  3. begging for donations when the cow already has a truckload of money. Extra lulz points if the cow is prone to frivolous purchases.
  4. not doing research. Search engines are a few of your most valuable tools, so use them.
  5. blatant dishonesty or hypocrisy.
  6. an ugly avatar. Extra lulz points if it replaced a competent one.
  7. blatant discussion of kinks. Having a specific turn-on is okay as long as you are not hurting anyone, but the web doesn't need to know about yours.
  8. not knowing how to administrate or troubleshoot a computer.
  9. nonsensical headcanons, such as transwashing/transing, Flanderization, etc. Extra lulz points if the cow emphasizes them.
  10. a series' "fan" ignoring said series' messages (e.g. Don't lie, respect others, spend money wisely, manage your time carefully, etc.).
  11. If someone unironically says "No one cares", "Nobody cares", or the dreaded "no1curr"; it will be mocked, and it will deserve to be mocked.
  12. acting like a child when the site is targeted towards adults. Extra lulz points if the cow is a moderator.