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Index of Moral Substitutes

Type Bad Better Best or Least Worst
Animated Comedy for Adults The Cyanide and Happiness Show, Eiken, High School USA, The Nutshack, Pop Team Epic, Rick and Morty, Smiling Friends Aggressive Retsuko shorts, American Dad, Battle Programmer Shirase, Di Gi Charat, Excel Saga, Fleischer Studios' output, Fritz the Cat, Futari Ecchi/Step-Up Love Story, Homestar Runner, King of the Hill, Lucky Star, Metalocalypse, Mr. Osomatsu, SoniAni, Squidbillies, Yushibu; heck, even Sausage Party and the plain old Looney Tunes are better Futurama, Galaxy Angel, Interspecies Reviewers
Anthology "Multi-Animator Projects", Shorty McShorts Shorts, Sonic Paradox Black Mirror, Japan Animator Expo/Nihon Animator Mihonichi, KaBlam, Liquid Television, MAD The Animation Show, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, The Twilight Zone
BitTorrent Client BitComet, BitLord, Deluge, uTorrent, Vuze 9front's torrent, btpd qBittorrent, Transmission
Budget Laptop Acer Aspire One, Chromebook series ThinkPad series PineBook Pro
Circus Series The Amazing Digital Circus Popee the Performer Karakuri Circus
Creature-Raising Strategy Game Mewgenics, Pokémon Conquest Azure Dreams, Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Void Terrarium
Digital Card Game Lemon Angel, Magic The Gathering: Duels of the Planeswalkers, Slay the Spire, Tabletop Simulator Hearthstone, Marvel Trading Card Game Pokémon Card GB2, Thronebreaker
Digital Safe BitLocker, FileVault, password managers AESCrypt, TrueCrypt 7-Zip, VeraCrypt
Digital Sandbox Garry's Mod, Minecraft Bedrock Edition, Roblox, VRChat IMVU, Luanti Second Life's open-source version
Document Handler Apple Pages, Google Docs, Microsoft Office LibreOffice Writer, WordGrinder pandoc
Document Viewer Adobe Acrobat Okular, xpdf 9front's page, zathura
Dreams EMA/ENA/EHM, Moondreamers .flow, LSD Revamped Dreaming Mary, NiGHTS into Dreams
Family-Oriented Show Bluey, Chip Chilla, nearly every Nickelodeon show, OK KO, Peppa Pig, Steven Universe Cardcaptor Sakura, Freakazoid, Friendship is Magic, How to Keep a Mummy, Kirby of the Stars, Pucca, Rilu Rilu Fairilu Aria, World Masterpiece Theater
Films and Shows On Demand Crunchyroll, Disney+, HIDIVE, Hulu, Max, Netflix, Peacock RetroCrush, Paramount+, Shout Factory TV BitTorrent, eDonkey, Fandango On Demand/Vudu; heck, even the local library is better than a streaming "service"
Food/Grocery Delivery Doordash, Factor/Hello Fresh, GrubHub/JustEat, Uber Eats Blue Apron, Instacart, Postmates a restaurant or store's built-in delivery
Free Porn Provider XNXX, XVideos Bellesa, jav.guru, PornHub, sex.com GayMaleTube, PornoTube
Game Boy Emulator GameYob, Nintendo Switch Online, RIN, TGB Dual, VisualBoyAdvance Gambatte, GBE+, libretro's SameBoy, Mesen-S BGB, mGBA, standalone SameBoy
Game Dev Guides Going Indie, Indie Game: The Movie, Magic The Noah Design Doc, Level Up! The Guide to Great Game Design Masahiro Sakurai on Creating Games
Gem-Centric Work Steven Universe Jewelpet sequels, Witchy Precure 2 Land of the Lustrous
Genesis/Mega Drive Emulator DGen, Kega Fusion, PicoDriveTWL BlastEm, jenesisDS, PicoDrive, Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection/Sega Mega Drive Ultimate Collection Genesis Plus GX
Hard Platformer Celeste, LISA, Meat Boy, Mighty Jill Off, The End Is Nigh The Cursed Games/Noroi no Geimu, Syobon Action Nihilumbra
Healthier Energy Drink advanced.gg, Celsius, gamersupps, G-FUEL Ghost, Sparkling Ice Ryse Fuel
Horizontal Shooter Silver Surfer, Stinger, Zombie Nation Cotton, Sexy Parodius Darius Gaiden, Lords of Thunder
Imageboard crystal.cafe, lolcow.farm Uboachan sushigirl.us
Metroidvania/Castleroid Dead Cells, Hollow Knight, Kirby and the Amazing Mirror Axiom Verge, Castlevania II Re-translation, Koumajou Densetsu/Remilia II, La-Mulana, Shantae, Wonder Boy Rusty, Slain: Back From Hell, Super Metroid Redux
Mindnumbing Drink Jack Daniel's Beatbox Five CBD Seltzer
NDS Emulator DeSmuME, iDeaS, No$GBA NooDS, libretro's melonDS DS standalone melonDS
OEM iBuyPower, HP, Librem, Sony System76 GEEKOM, Lenovo
Online Store Amazon, Alibaba/Aliexpress, Limited Run Games, Maestro Media, Nicalis, Ownaj, Retroware, Sharkrobot, Temu, wish.com eBay, GOG, Target Craigslist, iFixit
Phone Manufacturer Apple, Cisco, Huawei, Samsung, Xiaomi Fairphone, Google, LG, Motorola, Nokia, OnePlus ASUS, Lenovo, Sony
Phone OS GrapheneOS, iOS/iPadOS, stock Android AOSP, KaiOS, Replicant LineageOS
Platform Fighter Brawlhalla, Fraymakers, Indie Pogo, Nick All-Star Brawl, Rivals of Aether Dream Mix TV World Fighters, Project M, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Super Smash Bros. 3D
Premium Porn Provider FapHouse, HentaiKey, PornHub Premium, XVideos Red AdultTime, Futa3DX, HotMovies, Kink, VRSmash, Watch4Beauty AEBN, POVR, SexArt, SexLikeReal
Proxy/VPN cryptostorm, ExpressVPN, HideMyAss, NordVPN Mullvad, Privoxy self-hosted SOCKS5 proxy
PS2 Emulator DamonPS2 Play!, NetherSX2/PCSX2 ps2_netemu
PSone Emulator ePSXe, PlayStation Classic, PSXfin Beetle PSX, pops, ps1_netemu, XEBRA DuckStation/SwanStation
Puzzle Platformer Time Fcuk Catrap, Eversion, Toki Tori Tiny Crate
Quirky RPG Deltarune, Omori Annventure, Mario & Luigi series, Undertale Mother trilogy, OFF
Retro Gaming YT Channel Cybershell, Game Sack, Pat the NES Punk Retro Bird, Retro Core RetroSpectors
"Retro" Handheld Analogue series, Atari Flashback, Game & Watch Color Screen, Game Gear Mini, Miyoo Mini Plus Anbernic series, Powkiddy boxes Retroid Pocket series
Rhythm Game Engine Friday Night Funkin'/KadeEngine beatoraja, PSP Revolution DTX Mania NX, Stepmania
Roguelike/Roguelite ADOM, Angband, Desktop Dungeons, Don't Starve, DTR, NetHack, Slash'EM, Spelunky, ToeJam & Earl Brogue, Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup, Shattered Pixel Dungeon Mystery Dungeon, Powder
Run-and-Gun I Wanna Be the Guy, Mighty No. 9, Risk of Rain Battle Kid, Cave Story 3D Relocalized, Gal/Mighty Gunvolt Burst, Magical (Kids) Doropie, Mega Man World 3/4 DX, Mega Man Xtreme, Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts Contra series, Metal Slug X
Sega Saturn Emulator SSF, Yabause YabaSanshiro Beetle/Mednafen Saturn
Server OS Fedora/RHEL, macOS, NetBSD, Slackware, Ubuntu, Windows Server 9front, Devuan, DragonFly BSD, FreeBSD, Gentoo, OpenWRT Alpine Busybox+Linux, OpenBSD
Shell bash, dash, oh-my-zsh fish, rc, zsh ash, mksh
Single-Board Computer Banana Pi, Orange Pi, Raspberry Pi ODROID Pine64 boards
"Smart" Watch Apple Watch, Fitbit Tamagotchi Uni PineTime
Status Updates Bluesky, Twitter/X Firefish, Pleroma Atom and RSS feeds
Super NES/Super Famicom Emulator SNEmul, snes9xtylmod, ZSNES bsnes-hd Snes9x
Top-Down Puzzler Baba Is You, Sohkoban Adventures of Lolo/Eggerland, Helltaker, Puzzle Boy Egypt for Famicom
Top-Down Shooter The Binding of Isaac, Bullets Per Minute, Enter/Exit the Gungeon, Hotline Miami, Nuclear Throne, Postal Frenzy, The Game Paradise, OpenTyrian, Robotron 2084, Touhou Koumakyou DoDonPachi, Ikaruga, Super Smash TV
Torrent Tracker IPTorrents, KAT, The Pirate Bay Anthelion, BakaBT, BroadcastTheNet, MyAnonamouse, Nyaa, PornoLab, SocietyGlitch, Tokyo Toshokan 1337x
Transportation Lyft, Uber the local bus, train, or taxi system Transit
Under the Sea Aquaria, Dave the Diver, flOw, Subnautica Abzu, Ecco the Dolphin, Endless Ocean: Blue World, Ikachan Aquanaut's Holiday: Hidden Memories
Unofficial Translation Group Dynamic Designs, Puyo Nexus Precise Museum Aeon Genesis
Video Host Newgrounds, Tiktok, YouTube Vimeo ManyVids, MediaGoblin
Virtual/Augmented/Mixed Reality Apple Vision Pro, Oculus series, Samsung Gear VR, Valve Index, XReal Google Cardboard/Daydream, Nintendo's AR Games, PlayStation VR (2) Vive series
Web Animator Edmund McMillen/Bluebaby/souldescen, Egoraptor, Jaiden Animations, Kirbopher, Mark McConville/LS Mark, MeatCanyon, OneyNG, psychicpebbles, Shigloo, Sr Pelo, TerminalMontage, Z0NE Alan Becker, Amy Winfrey, pamtri The Brothers Chaps
Web Browser Brave, Google Chrome, Firefox, Microsoft Edge, Mull, Opera (GX), Safari Basilisk Browser/New Moon/Pale Moon, Kiwi Browser, Lynx, qutebrowser Librewolf, Ungoogled Chromium
Web Script Controller NoScript, Privacy Badger AdBlock Plus, eMatrix/uMatrix LocalCDN, uBlock Origin
Window Manager i3/sway, Openbox cwm, dwm, IceWM rio, WindowMaker
YouTube Commentator Dancing with Ghosts, EmpLemon, Flazefire, Internet Anarchist, LS Mark/Midnight Mark/Splash Dash, penguinz0, SomeOrdinaryGamers, Turkey Tom/TomDark George "Joji" Miller, LateNightPies, retrowatcher A Dose of Buckley, GradeAUnderA