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Our incredible journey

Since starting this page what feels like only days ago, we couldn't be more pleased to announce our next incredible chapter.

The exciting news that our team is joining eMachines, the worldwide leader in free Windows PCS and what we are told is marginally useful internet access. They will utilize the unique ~shellen features in an expanded way, adding more value to all the great memes on this site while synergistically charging users credit cards indefinitely.

Unfortunately this also means that we will be shutting down the ~shellen service. Your account with us and all its content will be deleted on Friday, October 2014. If you need us we've taken up kite surfing.

- The Management