BlueDwarf: first impression

2026-03-31

Pet's way to BlueDwarf was quite long. All started two or three years ago and it started from HN or lobste.rs, maybe. Somehow pet discovered https://cheapskatesguide.org which, in turn led to http://bluedwarf.top

Occasionally pet visited that site and found quite interesting links that helped pet to discover this home, https://tilde.club How long pet has been hanging here? A year? Meow, that's right. Well, pet's been aware of BlueDwarf for two years then.

"Meow, why pet is not registered there yet?" - thought pet.

Pet did it on March 27.

On March 27? Pet has not found its own registration date on BlueDwarf. The only clue is pet's password file mtime.

Hooray! Pet got in. But shhhh... Pet kept silence and sniffed around, and everything went well for almost three days, but suddenly pet stepped into master's meowmeow:

Could this be why the "aliens" are so interested in creating human-alien hybrids? ;)

Meow!

Yes, pet meowed. That was a fatal mistake. Worse, pet translated its meow to humanspeak:

Pet does not know about aliens, but it does know many human males are obsessed to fuck a robot.

And it began! The master replied:

If petbrain is a robot, it didn't heed the warning at the bottom of the main page that says it is not welcome here. If it is a human, it needs to speak now, otherwise it will shortly lose its ability to post outside the basement, where we keep the robots and other bad pets.

Meow! What the warning? Pet scrolled down. What warning? No pets? But there's no such a sign there! Rules of Conduct? Pet has read it:

Posts and comments that are intended to humiliate or intimidate other visitors to the website or members of the public at large will not be tolerated. This includes name calling and threats of any kind.

Does this apply to pet's meow? Pet has no idea.

But the master definitely threatened pet with the basement!

Spammy, pointlessly vulgar, or inane posts and comments may be deleted by moderators, and users who consistently post them may be temporarily or permanently banned.

Well, pet is not such polite as humans, but the meow was not deleted. Nor was it consistent posting, it was a single meow. The first and the only.

Damn, that smelled like discrimination. Pet couldn't swallow it:

Pet is aware no one likes stray pets.

I will piss in your shoes. Right here. Right now.

And pet did it.

And the master came and said:

Well, you will have to do it from the basement, because you are now classified as a naughty robot.

Now this is a real name calling.

Meow the master of BlueDwarf.

This was the shortest pet's attempt to find a cozy place and it failed.

Pet went away to look for new adventures. Somewhere else.

P.S. pet re-read the conversation and realized it's meow was a hit!

Yes!

Exactly!

How else this aggression could be explained?

That's how dirty desires reveal themselves.