The Randymon Bash Blog

Dave Barry:

I’m not thrilled about the possibility of reincarnation, either. Which leaves the third major possibility about death, which is that there is nothing afterward. That would mean that, as far as mortality is concerned, human beings are no different from cockroaches: One moment you’re scurrying around on the kitchen floor of life, collecting the Cheez-It crumbs of daily existence; the next moment, you get stomped into bug glop by The Big Shoe from Above, and that’s it, finito, you are nothing more than Purina-brand Bacteria Chow. – Dave Barry Turns 50 %